Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 11, 2012

Well Katman. the Land That time Forgot.

Did you bring your 30-06 WW2?

An arrow in the eye right to the brain

Another redshirt down. Is one arrow going to be enough?

And, of course, it’s one of the natives.

Someone run back and grab that machine gun the Ruskies had.

Just wondering, wouldn’t the soldier it “scooped up” fall out of his mouth when it “screams shrilly and bares its dagger-like fangs”?

Have the oil men wandered into lost Pal-ul-Don?

Well, well, well….something got B’wana Q up and out of his treetop nest very early this morn, PatyAnn must still be asleep after a hard day’s night, eh?Naturally another of Bisby’s soldiers is sacrificed…two down, several more to go. That BP CEO is surely PO’d and hasn’t even seen his morning profits yet. Now he’ll get shot from that flimsy .38 of Dick’s, and as anther tribemate predicts a sharp Tarzan arrow in his eye. However, what will really bring him down is a well-thrown 6-inch Jimmy Choo stiletto in the wrong size for Jane!! Surely Dick brought some of those along for “fun”! :)> YEEOUCH-GOWA!!!

Three fingers is correct ( http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/10/17/tyrannosaurus-dinosaur-02.html ), but one of them wouldn’t have been so noticeable. Personally, I’d assume it’s a descendent of the last ancestor of T. rex to have 3 such fingers.

It does look rather like Gwangi the Allosaurus.