My son’s roommate used to do pickups for a funeral home. He had this happen for real, guy he picked up wasn’t dead and came to in the back of the hearse. Poor roommate could never watch zombie movies again.
I was told about a guy who hit a pedestrian back before cell phones and stuff. Figured the fastest thing to do was load the pedestrian, who seemed pretty dead, into the back of his car and haul for the nearest hospital. Apparently, just because you’re dead doesn’t mean your body can’t do strange things in the dying process: Supposedly, the corpse sat bolt upright in the back seat. Driver saw this in the mirror, freaked out, drove off the road and plowed into a tree, killing himself as well as, once again, the pedestrian in the back seat. That’s the story. Since neither occupant lived to tell about it, I presume the story is either conjecture or a huge fabrication. Now, my dad was my source of this story: he was a toxicologist; so the story is at least plausible.
Knowing the doctors around here, he probably went in with a sprained ankle and dozed off while waiting to see someone. Close enough to dead, send him downstairs!
htownkev over 11 years ago
No,no. I’m fine. Just a little stiff.
cdward over 11 years ago
Although things were pretty dead most of the day.
battle of plattsburgh over 11 years ago
To Morgue, or not to Morgue. That is the question.
richardj over 11 years ago
He’s dying to tell her.
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
My son’s roommate used to do pickups for a funeral home. He had this happen for real, guy he picked up wasn’t dead and came to in the back of the hearse. Poor roommate could never watch zombie movies again.
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
That’s like those female agents in the micro- mini and they pull out a 10mm Glock. WTF
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
“What do I want for supper , honey? Brains!!!
K M over 11 years ago
I was told about a guy who hit a pedestrian back before cell phones and stuff. Figured the fastest thing to do was load the pedestrian, who seemed pretty dead, into the back of his car and haul for the nearest hospital. Apparently, just because you’re dead doesn’t mean your body can’t do strange things in the dying process: Supposedly, the corpse sat bolt upright in the back seat. Driver saw this in the mirror, freaked out, drove off the road and plowed into a tree, killing himself as well as, once again, the pedestrian in the back seat. That’s the story. Since neither occupant lived to tell about it, I presume the story is either conjecture or a huge fabrication. Now, my dad was my source of this story: he was a toxicologist; so the story is at least plausible.
kathleenhammett over 11 years ago
Dinner is now in the cooler
alan.gurka over 11 years ago
No, they’re rushing to get him out of the morgue, to cover up their mistake.
Rottiluv over 11 years ago
Knowing the doctors around here, he probably went in with a sprained ankle and dozed off while waiting to see someone. Close enough to dead, send him downstairs!
el8 over 11 years ago
Using his die-phone.
coffeemugman over 11 years ago
All he has to do is show her his death certificate, from the college of Morgue, passed (on) with flying colors…