That must be an American fortune cookie Ziggy. So much for the vague words of wisdom.
There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves appending “between the sheets” or “in bed” to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall [in bed]”
skymante over 11 years ago
Mine said, “Help!! Help!! I’m being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”
rnmontgomery over 11 years ago
no,no, you’re supposed to add “in the bathroom” to the end of the fortune statement!!
DrMoses over 11 years ago
That must be an American fortune cookie Ziggy. So much for the vague words of wisdom.
There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves appending “between the sheets” or “in bed” to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall [in bed]”
boldyuma over 11 years ago
Fortune might say…
Never tease a armed midget with a high five – or..
What you just ate………..wasn’t chicken !
stukuls over 11 years ago
I ate my fortune.
stukuls over 11 years ago
Not according to ye olde wickipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie