Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for July 23, 2009

… or change her depends.

Hmm, think I’ll go put my ear to Mother Earth and see what she has to say….

Hijole Tia Carmen, I thought you were smarter than that.

Never a good time existeth to gamble at government’s owned casino.

Gaia gone bad!

id play the lottery but right now i couldn’t afford a free phone call. i get my pension check on the first of the month

Tia Carmen tempts to buy the lottery ticket. Don’t know if she will win or not.

Eh. The only way to beat the odds on the lottery is if God WANTS you to win, and if God wants you to win you only need to play once. I played once, I didn’t win, and so it would be foolish to waste any more money on it.

But giving God the benefit of the doubt, I’ve told him that if he ever DOES want me to play again, he should make the jackpot equal exactly $77.7 million. If I ever see a sign posting that amount, I’ll buy another ticket.

I don’t gamble, I play poker….

…that doesn’t work either :(

It’s only a waste of money if you lose…

I’ll sometimes place a small bet on something if I like the odds, but I won’t play anything where you have to beat the House. In the long run, the House ALWAYS wins.

I play the lottery …I admit it…I consider it a safer bet than what the Gov’t offers these days

The lottery IS a Government offering…