The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 23, 2012

Not with those momma mammeries!

Resolvedd.

Didn’t Scarlett like to say, “Fiddle dee dee” ? Wonder if it was an expression she picked up from her dad?

Frankly, Scarlett, I’ll give you a D. Or two.

Life sucks.

Babys first happy meal.

You can’t live on those forever, kid.

kinda racey for a family strip??

What’s that old joke? How can you tell Dolly’s kids? Stretch marks on their lips.

Cmon man! I mean really? Those cant be real. Saline or Silicone? And mama only has one kid. Get jiggy with it. Does that blue vein pop up on the side. I heard that can be an issue.I did not start the fire but I am doing my best to encourage it.

They are not full of milk…most of that is flesh. And Dolly didn’t have kids.

after seeing this frankly I don’t give a damm

Hey I did not know I could talk to myself here.

Between those must be a warm comfy place.Just if she starts jumping up and down she’ll break her jaw.

Had a young lady come in to test to become one of us. Have to do pushups. Must get arms to 90 degree bend. If I had stood on her back it would have been impossible. Had to seek guidance from higher ups. They are still discussing it.Could you imagine that in your face on a traffic stop?

Appropriate, considering one of the most common ads on this site is for big girl bras.

“Sweet dreams are made of these…”

Dare I send this to my friend in Atlanta?

Definitely not a bottle baby.

One word: “Salma Hayek”

More cartoon anachronisms! If not Mrs., the correct spelling (phonetic) would have been Miz. Only Walt Kelly (Pogo) ever got that right.

Hey I could drive real fast with those around my neck instead of the Hans Device around my neck.

Remember Blazing Saddles“Hello boys miss me?”Lays head on bossum. Ah Heaven“Now think of your secretary”.

My worst nightmare, I was Dolly’s newborn and I was bottle fed !!!!!!

All that meat and NO potatos

No air bags necessary.Brought her own.