Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 22, 2013
January 21, 2013
January 23, 2013
Transcript:
Hamhock: So this "Squam" stuff is made from squirrels? Man: Squirrel mixed with ham. Try it. Hamhock: I'm a pig. I don't eat ham. Man: Well, it's mostly squirrel. Try it. Hamhock: I don't want to eat any ham, thanks. Man: Okay, it's not mixed with real ham. It's actually a ham substitute. Hamhock: What'd you substitute it with? Man: Squirrel.
poihths over 11 years ago
And this is why we have the FDA. It’s a good thing.
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
If they reverse the order of ingredients, they would call it Hirrel. (No, not Hurl. I don’t care if that’s what they call it anyway.)
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 11 years ago
and this why they have a Marketing Dept