Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 30, 2012

I was at Albertson’s yesterday and the character behind me at the check-out wondered to put the hand basket when done with it. I said near the door.

You are also a Plugger, if you know the lay out of the home store better than most of the employees.

Not a bad idea – just in case!

T(oo)M(uch)I(nformation)

What I hope for are benches and chairs

pcolli: Our nearest Kroger is undergoing renovation (again!) and no one can find where anything goes. Sunday, we found Halloween candy in four or five different places and paper products in three. In the first renovation (that I know of), I broke up a customer when I remarked, “Somebody moved my cheese”, the book was on the best-seller list at the time.

I was in a DIY warehouse last weekend and asked someone an electrical question; he replied, “You’ll need to find Jeff, he normally hangs around aisle 9” I found him in aisle 17, with the Christmas trees.

used to work for H.D. two groups, kids that dont know shi# and old farts like me that worked in the trades for many years but nobody believes us cause we’re too old to know anything

the guy in plumbing knows 3 things……1. payday is on fri2. sewage runs downhill3. don’t bite your fingernails

My mother used to tell me “Be sure to go before you leave.” I could never quite convince her this was impossible.