Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 14, 2010

But if Micah becomes his sister, then he’ll have to play on the girls’ team, and Coach Mimi doesn’t take kindly to anyone under 6’ tall on her team.

All kidding aside, Steve “Clambake” Luhm wants Micah to be “The Ghost”? One was hard enough to coach, but two…

Think like Michael Oehr.

Couldn’t he have just said “be more assertive” on the court and avoided the colorful metaphors??

The thought of becoming his sister has caused Micah to break into a sweat in panel 3. Or are those mini-noses sprouting all over his face?

Micha…”BE the sister” Na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na Ty

Stay away from him! He has a pox!

Heyyyyyy … what is Steve doing up in the stands in panel one… looks like he’s hiding what he is doing with his left hand …

this is getting creepier by the minute. Steve Luhm=predator?

You be your sister, and I will pretend I am your sister’s boyfriend!

Let’s hope this will all be resoved in the first panel tomorrow and by panel three football practice for next year will have begun………………………

If that advice works…..well…..that’s about the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.