Mike Luckovich for September 13, 2012

And the nice thing about it is you don’t have to go to them, they come to you.

Polls and betting lines show the man has no chance of winning, but the popular press still reports it as if it were neck and neck. I am much more interested in what a second term will bring. Finally? Dare I say? Jet cars?

A reference to this photo of Willtt walking away from the podium after his verbal train wreck?

If you listen carefully to the Clint Eastwood monologue, It’s actually a thinly disguised exposure of the disaster that is the Republican Party.

‘I did not Soros was into casinos.’-C’mon Mr. ZIT, you’ve got more pus than that.

If he won, (smirk) if he didn’t go to war on purpose he would do so accidently with the garbage comes out of his mouth.

Bain is good at profiting from disasters1

Mitt pulled the pin on his self destruct mechanism?

ZING!

Mike got the smirk perfectly!