Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 20, 2009

You gotta love the look on the face of the little duckling (or cygnet/whatever).

The swan doesn’t seem to have Rubin’s characteristic eyes ?

Revisionist history strikes again.

Wasn’t that on a reality show on E! ?

Wait, if he was a duckling, how did he go from duck to swan?

Jam- That’s the magic of plastic sugery.

Jam, ask Hans Christian Anderson, those are original lines from the story.

We’ve all heard the popular children’s story “The Ugly Cygnet.”