Ted Rall for December 15, 2009
Transcript:
Each month, fewer people lost their jobs. So the stock market went up. (Woman: In other great news, your tumor is growing at a slower rate than before.) (Man: Yes!) This went on, the market boomed. (Voice: Once again, unemployment went up more slowly than last month.) (Man 2: Will these good times ever end?!) One day, there were no jobs left. (Barack Obama: I didn't think the day would ever come.) (Man 3: Math is cruel, sire.) Fortunately, there weren't any more stockbrokers left to panic and sell off stocks. (Man 4: I programmed that before I got laid off.) (Man 5: Bless you.)
a.c.d over 14 years ago
d_legendary, I agree, America is a junkie and it needs to kick the habit. Easy money and cheap stuff is killing people like the heroin from Afghanistan is. Time to hit rehab and take some tough measures. But like most junkies, they are looking for one last fix. “Just one more wouldnt hurt, it feels so good”.
a.c.d over 14 years ago
Scott I am trying to not respond to you since it is nothing more than you parroting fox news fear mongering, I do want to ask, can you show me exactly in real terms, when tax cuts to the richest 5% have benefited anyone other than the richest 5%? And I dont want an answer like, “well if they have more money, they will certainly spend it and all that trickle down stuff”, I am talking about real data that proves that tax cuts to rich have an OVERALL benefit to everyone in society?
a.c.d over 14 years ago
Scott, again stop with your misplaced antisocialist tag lines. I am not Lenin’s useful idiot, you barely even know what that is, let alone understand Leninism. If you care to explain it, I would love to fact check you, but seriously, you are using that phrase incorrectly. It is like calling Obama a facist and a socialist. He is neither and certainly not both at the same time. Secondly, higher taxes on corportations do not automatically mean higher prices. Thirdly, I am not a democrat, I am a social liberal from the Netherlands. Fourthly, you didnt give a single shred of evidence for anything that you said. You didnt show how giving tax cuts to the rich would benefit everyone in society. You as usual went on a mindless rant calling everyone else but yourself a liar.
crlinder over 14 years ago
Mindless Scott seems to have fled in the face of a demand for support for his ranting.
I’ve stopped reading his posts altogether. They are predictable, uninformative and only enjoyable in a cruel way.
Mr.Gareth over 14 years ago
I get more laughs from the comments than I do from the comics. This is funny stuff. Keep writing Scott, I love to quote your rants, you are hilarious.
drooling-idiot, government-is-God crowd post their mindless Soviet-style “solutions”
a “democrazy”, where only people espousing the most insane, unintelligent, unworkable ideas get elected to office
sheople
you arrogantly ignore the fact
ignore what should be obvious to any child
That is stark, cold, naked economic reality.
You’re one of Lenin’s useful idiots
kanjizai over 14 years ago
Can’t you guys recognize satire when you see it? Scott is the Stephen Colbert of the comment world. Keep it coming, Scott!
OmqR-IV.0 over 14 years ago
No, NeoconMan is the Stephen Colbert here. The other is simply a village idiot.
Dtroutma over 14 years ago
Actually, the stock market tends to be inversely proportional to employment, when unemployment rises, so does the market. if more people go to work the market goes DOWN!
deadheadzan over 14 years ago
Definitely NeoCon is the “er “con” Colbert here and Scott is manically Mr. Mean.
a.c.d over 14 years ago
Yeah I shouldnt fall for it, but he makes some comments that really set me off. I should learn to hold my tounge a little more. But I do ask for it sometimes.
p.s I think I got flagged for my other post. I wouldnt know for what though.
deadheadzan over 14 years ago
acd- I don’t know which post you got flagged for. Sometimes a number of posts vanish and it is just confusing. I am reading several of your posts that certainly get your views across very clearly so hang in there. I certainly welcome your input.
OmqR-IV.0 over 14 years ago
NeoconMan asked: Who is Stephen Colbert? And what does he own?
Actually you already own him, he’s part of your portfolio. Don’t you employ accountants to keep track of your acquisitions?
Gangsteroflove over 14 years ago
Why don’t you guys talk about the cartoon, instead of just flaming each other. I happen to think that this cartoon is particularly good and very insightful. Ted seems to be able to say in words and drawings what many people are thinking but cannot express as well as he.
d_legendary1 over 14 years ago
@Dtrouma That’s because the fat cats managed to program it that way. The Stock Market accounted for only 10% of our economy. Thanks to the efforts of too big to fail they are somewhere between 30-40%of the economy.
@Gangsta We already are.
Lt_Lanier over 14 years ago
I prefer Chris Morris to the MTV-Paramount owned Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
mattro65 over 14 years ago
Very well said human and indisputably true. If the wing nuts respond, it will only be with cliches.