Close to Home by John McPherson for December 06, 2012


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    htownkev  almost 7 years ago

    No,no. I’m fine. Just a little stiff.

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    cdward  almost 7 years ago

    Although things were pretty dead most of the day.

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 7 years ago

    To Morgue, or not to Morgue. That is the question.

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    richardj  almost 7 years ago

    He’s dying to tell her.

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    Digital Frog  almost 7 years ago

    My son’s roommate used to do pickups for a funeral home. He had this happen for real, guy he picked up wasn’t dead and came to in the back of the hearse. Poor roommate could never watch zombie movies again.

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    pawpawbear  almost 7 years ago

    That’s like those female agents in the micro- mini and they pull out a 10mm Glock. WTF

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    kaecispopX  almost 7 years ago

    “What do I want for supper , honey? Brains!!!

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    K M  almost 7 years ago

    I was told about a guy who hit a pedestrian back before cell phones and stuff. Figured the fastest thing to do was load the pedestrian, who seemed pretty dead, into the back of his car and haul for the nearest hospital. Apparently, just because you’re dead doesn’t mean your body can’t do strange things in the dying process: Supposedly, the corpse sat bolt upright in the back seat. Driver saw this in the mirror, freaked out, drove off the road and plowed into a tree, killing himself as well as, once again, the pedestrian in the back seat. That’s the story. Since neither occupant lived to tell about it, I presume the story is either conjecture or a huge fabrication. Now, my dad was my source of this story: he was a toxicologist; so the story is at least plausible.

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    kathleenhammett  almost 7 years ago

    Dinner is now in the cooler

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    alan.gurka  almost 7 years ago

    No, they’re rushing to get him out of the morgue, to cover up their mistake.

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    Rottiluv  almost 7 years ago

    Knowing the doctors around here, he probably went in with a sprained ankle and dozed off while waiting to see someone. Close enough to dead, send him downstairs!

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    el8  almost 7 years ago

    Using his die-phone.

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    coffeemugman  almost 7 years ago

    All he has to do is show her his death certificate, from the college of Morgue, passed (on) with flying colors…

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