Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 19, 2020
Coach Tippit: Edith, what has gotten into you? We have a game to play. Edith: I'm sorry, dad. I just thought you were spending a lot of time talking to the other coach. Coach Tippit: I always introduce myself to the other coach before the game. Edith: Yeah. But the other coach isn't always a gorgeous single aunt of one of the players. Coach Tippit: Single aunt? Edith: Did I say single aunt? Perhaps I misspoke. Maybe I meant to say single nun.