Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 31, 2020
March 30, 2020
April 01, 2020
Transcript:
Coach Tippit: Great game, girls. Dad: Coach! Coach! I want a word with you about my daughter. Why is she averaging only 17.5 m.p.g.? Coach Tippit: M.P.G.? Dad: Minutes per game. Coach Tippit: Oh, for a second I thought it might be a carburetor problem.
“That was at her request. She said that if I had her in the game longer than that, you’d be yelling at her.”