Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 30, 2020
Transcript:
Coach Nordling: Okay, kids, we're going to pick a new team name. How about the owls? Team: Lame! Coach: C'mon, an owl is a predator! They attach and eat rodents and stuff. Boy #1: Rodents? Boy #2: Rats. Boy #3: Cool. I like it. Boy #4: Me too. Coach: So you like the Owls? Team: No, we like the Rat Eaters! Yeaaaaa!!
If you want to see creative names go to a 3 v 3 tournament. One team of barely teenage girls called themselves the Hot Pockets. Where were their parents!?