Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 10, 2020
Transcript:
Tax man: The sweeping change affecting taxpayers this year of course, is the PRONOUN! We've gone from wailing," I squandered all my money!" To "THEY squandered all my money!" From "I blew it!" To "THEY blew it!" Cathy: Pronouns are the only big change?? That's crazy!! Tax man: Hoo, boy! Now you're into adjectives! An even bigger category!
There is really nothing to be gained by learning proper English to pay taxes. You only need a few ‘choice’ words and some checks made out to three or four different levels of Government for most of your money.