Cathy by Cathy Guisewite for May 31, 2019
Saleswoman: For those who need a little extra coverage: the tankini! Cathy: Anyone who needs the extra coverage of a tankini also needs the three inches between the bottom of the tankini and the top of the bottom covered! The tankini only makes people who need the tankini feel worse!! How do you even come up with these things?! Saleswoman: "Logic - ini"! Everything's tiny in swimwear.