Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 02, 2015
Calvin: Who's our substitute teacher? Do you know?" Susie: "Mr. Kneecapper" Calvin: "Oh NO! Really? I heard he killed a kid last year!" Susie: "What?!" Calvin: "Yeah, some kid was talking in class, so Mr. Kneecapper took him out in the hall and there were strange lumps in the cafeteria meatloaf that afternoon!" Susie: "OHH!" Calvin: "Wait til she sees what's on today's lunch menu"