Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 27, 2014
Hobbes: "Want to go play outside?" Calvin: "No, it's too much trouble. FIRST I'd have to get up. THEN I'd have to put on a coat. THEN I'd have to find my hat and put IT on. (Sigh) Then we'd run around and I'd get tired, and when we came in I'd have to take all that stuff OFF. No way" Calvin: "So what are you going to do instead?" Calvin: "I'm just going to sit here and wait for a good tv show to come on" Hobbes: "I'll tell your mom to turn you toward the light and water you periodically" Calvin: "Instead of making smart remarks, you could get me the remote control"