Dad: Hello? Calvin: It surrrrre is nice outside! Climb a tree! Goof off! Dad harasses me with his values, so I harass him with mine.
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
And then, on the two days a week when Dad DOES get to goof off, he infuriates himself half to death riding his bicycle.
June 01, 2017
September 25, 2019