Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 02, 1992
Calvin: If you ask me, Hobbes, the whole notion of "instant gratification" is a myth! I don't ever get what I want when I want it! I always have to wait! Look how long it's taken me to be six years old! Practially forever! When do I get to drive?! When can I go see gory, violent movies?! Why do I have to wait till I'm older?! People say life's a journey, but I'm tired of wasting my precious time in transit! I say, if you want to find out where the road goes, get in the fast lane and hit the gas! Spare me the scenery and let's get where we're going! I'm a busy guy! I've got places to be! Gosh, that was over quick.