Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 26, 1989
Mom: What are you doing down there, Calvin? Calvin: Shh, Mom! Go away! Susie's coming down the walk and I'm going to throw some crab apples at her. Mom: Oh, no, you're not! Put those down! Calvin: Awww, Mom! Mom: Don't throw crab apples at anyone. They're hard and you could really hurt someone. Calvin: Ok, ok. Susie: What are you doing down there, Calvin? Calvin: Shh, Susie! Go away! I'm going to throw this squishy old tomato at my mom.