Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 27, 1989
Hobbes: Heads up! Calvin: You rotten fleabag! I'll get you! You hear, me?? Say your prayers! Hobbes: Ah, you're all wet! Yuk! yuk! Calvin: By golly, I'll soak him with the hose! He won't dry out for a month! I've got you now, Hobbes, ol' buddy! Heh heh heh! Trying to get another balloon ready, eh? Well you're too late! Hope you're thirsty, sucker! Hey, what's wrong?! This hose isn't working! Why won't it squirt?! Hobbes: Oh, I had to take this end off the faucet so I could fill my balloon. Calvin: Uh oh. Actually, I'm kind of looking forward to going to school next week.