Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 17, 1988
Calvin: Geez, I can't believe I broke Dad's binoculars! He'll blow every capillary in his body! Dad say I had to be very very careful with them, and what did I do? I go and break them, he'll flay me alive! Hobbes: How did you do it, anyway? Calvin: I just dropped them. Hobbes: And they broke? Calvin: Well, I was tossing them to myself at the time, as I ran down the sidewalk.