Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 16, 1988
Calvin: Hobbes! You've got to help me! I'm in big trouble! Hobbes: What's the matter? Calvin :You know how Dad said I could use his binoculars as long as I was extra careful with them? Well, I just broke them by accident! Now I need some advice. Should I run away, or commit hara-kiri? Hobbes: Over the binocualrs? Calvin: Yeah. Hobbes: Maybe both.