Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 18, 1988
Calvin How much money do you have, Hobbes? Maybe we can buy Dad a new pair of binocualrs before he gets home. Hobbes: I'be got thirty...no, thirty-five cents. Calvin: Great. I'be got four dollars. Let's call the store. Hello? I'd like to know how much a good pair of binocualrs costs. One to six hundred dollars?! Do you have any idea what my dad's going to do to me?!? Hobbes: He won't stop at killing you, that's for sure, uh uh.