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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 21, 1987
Calvin: I'm not going to be led by you! I'm the rightful captain! You jsut stole my captain helmet! Hobbes: Let's say you gave it to me under extreme duress. Calvin: Ooh, if you were littler than me, boy, I'd pound you! Hobbes: Ha! Your mom told me you have a weird diesase and you're going to get smaller as you grow older! Calvin: She did not! That's not true! Hobbes: In fact, she's already got a contract from the circus side show. I saw it myself. Calvin: I'm not listening! I'm not listening! Ohh, say can you seee...
Calvin is getting hung up over the simplest things.