Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 20, 1987
Hobbes: You only packed two sandwiches for out entire trip to the Yukon? Calvin: Relax, Hobbes, these sandwiches will give us energy to spare. Hobbes: Mmff, whath thith? Honey "n" marthmallowth? Calvin: That one is. The other was chocolate syrup. As long as we're taking a break, we might as well record our progress in the log. "Journey to the Yukon: Day one. Have traveled twenty minutes. No snow so far. Hobbes: "Food Supplies low." Calvin: "Nevertheless, morale is high as we push north." Hobbes: My morale would be a lot higher if you'd carry the toboggan. Calvin: Me?! I'm the leader of this expedition! I'm forging the path! Hobbes: I think it's my turn to be leader now. Calvin: You can't be the leader! See, I've got the commander hat. Hobbes: That can be easily remedied. Calvin: Hey! Leggo! This is my helmet! Hobbes: Ow! Quit biting! Calvin: This is mutiny! Give that back! Hobbes: I'm the captain now. I give the commands. First, I decree double rations for all officers to aid their decision-making capabilities. Calvin: Oh no you don't!....That last sandwich is mine!