Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 22, 1987
Calvin: If I can't lead the expedition. I'm not going at all! You can go to the Yukon yourself. Hobbes: Ha! As captain, I fire you anyway! Calvin: Good! I'm going home! Hobbes: You don't have a home. You seceded, remember? Calvin: My life meeds a rewind/erase button. Hobbes: ...And a volume control.