Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 19, 2018

Him and Pam could join “Kicking Ass” aka “Thai Boxing combined with Biathlon, but without those stupid skis”.

In space nobody can hear you ski.

Good. If I was skiing all you would hear is terrified screaming.

What a ham!

The R.U. Sirus crew may consider petitioning the International Olympic Committee to strongly consider adding the salami event for the 2022 games wherever it might be.

“Salami, salami, baloney…”

I’d like to see the Moon Olympics. You could put yourself into orbit with a vaulting pole. Judging would be on orbital period and how close to circular is the orbit. Unlike the ice skating competition where you could lose points for poor choice of costume.

Olympic ice table waiting?

I thought Brewster was a ham guy.

Curling involves drinking.

The more lunch meat, the less Olympics.