Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 28, 2022

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    rekam Premium Member 10 months ago

    Wow! Just look at that fork go.

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    pearlsbs  10 months ago

    He’s just looking for someone to have a good tine forking around.

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    Chithing Premium Member 10 months ago

    Do they screen their applicants? I wouldn’t want to end up with a knife in my back.

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    blackman2732  10 months ago

    He tried ‘spooning’ with a gal that had a nice ‘cup’ size but ended up getting ‘mugged’ at ‘knifepoint.’ He ‘forked’ over a lot of cash that night.

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    His spoon friend found a great dish. They ran away with each other.

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    Just-me  10 months ago

    Flatware romance?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    He said he was silverware on the app. In reality, he was just plastic.

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    he’s looking for something that will put a little spork in his love life…

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    PaulGoes  10 months ago

    He’s been lonely ever since the dish ran away with the spoon

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