Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 28, 2022

Wow! Just look at that fork go.

He’s just looking for someone to have a good tine forking around.

Do they screen their applicants? I wouldn’t want to end up with a knife in my back.

He tried ‘spooning’ with a gal that had a nice ‘cup’ size but ended up getting ‘mugged’ at ‘knifepoint.’ He ‘forked’ over a lot of cash that night.

His spoon friend found a great dish. They ran away with each other.

Flatware romance?

He said he was silverware on the app. In reality, he was just plastic.

he’s looking for something that will put a little spork in his love life…

He’s been lonely ever since the dish ran away with the spoon

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