Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2022

Club Vlasic LOL

Did he have a discount tabletop court he could also sell you?

Neither of them is holding a pickleball paddle. He has a ping pong paddle and she has a racquetball racket.

I’ve gone sour on the whole pickleball thing.

When they catch him, they’re going to paddle his a** in the public square.

Boy makes me feel like I’m in a pickle…

I could use a hamburger about now.

RIP Frank Vlasic https://www.crainsdetroit.com/obituaries/robert-vlasic-who-built-familys-pickles-countrys-top-brand-dies

I’m sure the salesman offered him a great dill.

Relish the moment.