Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 05, 2020

He thinks he’s hot stuff, but he should have listened to Pop.

You mean a chance in Hellman’s?

I always assumed Mayo slept in a bed of lettuce…

Next time we’ll make it harder….we’ll try to cover the capers

I love Brevity, but I miss when it would tell an occasional start-to-finish story, like the story of the Couple and the Bench.

It’s called BREVITY for a reason. Try Rip Haywire Madam

Cool! I always wondered what that meant.

Bah dum Tissshhhh!

That mayo is expired!