Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 10, 2017
Lupin: The Man has been groomed. Elvis: Who did this to you? Puck: Lupin, the grooming habits of People vary greatly. For instance, the Woman has never grown her whiskers out. Elvis: I can fix this. Man: ...What is happening... Puck: Researchers have long suspected that the shorter hair is, the more difficulty People have with balance. Elvis: Almost... got it... there.