Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 21, 2016
Robber Mouse (text): OMC! You should see E. He is glued to the screen right now! Dr. Mittens: I dug the ambulance out. What now? Brad: We'll never catch up to Kit! Dr. Mittens: We don't need Snowball. Marry Angora now, deal with Snowball later! Tabitha (text): I knew Elvis would like it if he gave it a chance! Robber Mouse (text): Who do you think Angora will marry? Brad or Kit? Dr. Mittens: We only have to catch up to Angora! Tabitha (text): Well, she can't marry Kit. Because I'M marrying Kit, obviously. Brad: You! You there! One million dollars if you pull over right now! Angora: What? Paisley: I sense doom. Driver: Really?! Dr. Mittens: Yes! One million dollars! My friend needs to steal one of the girls in there! I mean marry! He's old fashioned. Driver: Sure! I'll pull over! Mother: What?! Angora: Oh, Princess! Princess, you were right! What will I do?! What will I do?! Mother: Oh, for cat's sake, Angora! Sometimes you have to save yourself! *Punch* Paisley: I'll navigate! After all, I can see the future! I sense trouble on your left- Brad: Princess! One million dollars if you pull over right now! Mother: Ha! One million dollars is pocket change to the Taggart sisters! Angora: Nice try, peasants! Mother: Now, get out of our way. We have a wedding to cancel!