Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 27, 2015
Lupin: ELVIS WENT BACK OUTSIDE! Puck: I see him! Elvis: He's cutting through the backyard! Elvis: LET ME IN Woman: Elvis?! What are you doing outside again?! Puck: Ma'am? Ma'am! Lupin: Ma'am! Elvis: MA'AM Woman: Elvis, this is getting ridiculous! Man: What's going on? Woman: Elvis got outside again -- ! Man: Hey! Man: Isn't this the cat that's always in our backyard? Woman: Oh no! I think it is! Man: I do too. Elvis: IT IS Woman: Is there a phone number? Woman: I'll get the carrier! Man: I'll get some kibble!