Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 11, 2022

Waste of money but you cant win if you dont buy a ticket .

Remember when Bitcoin was a good investment?

All you need is a dollar and a dream! it’s been a long time since I’ve heard that.

Surely one of them has to pay off.

Use your SS number to play. Then if you win, it is real Social Security money.

I am really impressed by folks who have the ability to sell “lottery strategy techniques “Hmmmm, let’s see—- Pick 5 numbers, pay for a ticket and then wait to see if you got lucky…What am I misssing?

My thanks or apologies as the case may be, to Jeff Foxworthy:

If playin the lottery IS your retirement plan…………………you might be a redneck.

If you think mutual funds means everyone is having a good time………………….you might be a redneck.

If you plan to add a room to the trailer if you win the Pick Six so you don’t have to sleep with Jim’s daddy no more………………………you might be a redneck.

With the way the stock market is, the odds might be better…

What do the States do with all that lottery money?

he gets his investment tips from his beer mug…

H & R Blockhead