The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 22, 2019
Caesar: I met someone the other day with "Re-Vitiugo." Huey: "Re-Vitiugo"? You mean like, the Michael Jackson disease? Caesar: Actually, it's the opposite of the Michael Jackson disease. Instead of getting lighter, your skin gets blacker. The person I saw who had it was so black she made Wesley Snipes look like Colin Powell. Huey: Wow. I never heard of that. Who had it? Caesar: Your mother. Caesar: I have no regrets.