The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 09, 2017
Transcript:
Huey: How can you accuse a dead man of murder with no evidence and a bunch of "unnamed sources"? That's the same as saying "unnamed sources confirm the moon is made of green cheese." Unnamed sources are what the weekly world news uses! Caesar: And the occassional left-wing Christmas conspiracy theorist. Huey: Hey - I had plenty of evidence proving Santa was a member of the illuminati. Thankyouverymuch!
Since the Lovely & Charming Mrs. Cowboy has been on disability, the county’s Elder Care Services sends a nice young woman over twice a week to help her out; she’s brought her kids (11 & 9) a couple of times (and they’ve asked if I can come over to play).
Last week she said her daughter (9-y-o) asked her to tell me she had Santa figured out: “The only it can work is if he’s a Time Lord! The bag of presents is his TARDIS.”