Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 24, 2016


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    James Lasher  over 3 years ago

    You tell him.

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    GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And do you know that Santa has just one night to deliver all those presents?

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    whiteheron  over 3 years ago

    And you are outside of your jurisdiction?

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    COWBOY7 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No tail or brake lights either…………………………………

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    That’s the problem, sir. You were blocking traffic.

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    MontanaLady  over 3 years ago

    I’ll bet those antlers slow them down a bit.


    Is that a face on the cop’s back?

    Like his “sun” glasses.

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    neverenoughgold  over 3 years ago

    Tell it to the judge…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    186282 miles per second. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 3 years ago
    Honest, I was just trying to do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
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    hilmarz  about 3 years ago

    Yes, it would take an infinite amount of energy.

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