Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 27, 2022
Transcript:
Wink: It looks like they're neck and neck, folks. Wait. Dusty has come up for air. Is he slowing down? Oh! Now Dusty's dad is up. I think he's getting a little sick.Dusty's dad: Urk. Wink: Amy, is this the sexiest moment of your life? Dog: I feel like Britney Spears or sumthin'. Dusty and his dad's eating competition for the love of Amy the show poodle.
One day I had a job of unloading sacks of animal feed from a truck. I looked like those two contestants.