Big Top by Rob Harrell for December 05, 2021
Wink: Guys, I'd like to take a moment to address a topic that is near and dear to my heart. Dusty: Groan. Wink: I'm talking, of course, of "bear jellying," in which people take unsuspecting bears, hold them down and stuff them full of assorted jams, jellies and preserves. Sometimes pudding, as well. But these bears are subjecting to all sorts of atrocities. Kingston: Wink, I have never once in my life heard of "bear jellying". Wink: I know!! Me, either!! And how can we live in a world whre that isn't even a possibility!