Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 26, 2021
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Transcript:
Manfred: Wink. You're really gonna like my latest invention. Wink: Cool! What is it? Manfred: The Lovefinder 2000. It makes other computer dating plans look like crapshoots. It analyzes your innermost thoughts, then goes out over the Internet and hunts down your soul mate. Wink: Hunts down? Manfred: Invades their privacy... taps their phones... but in the name of love, you know?
The NSA will buy you out in a jiffy!