Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 26, 2021
Manfred: Wink. You're really gonna like my latest invention. Wink: Cool! What is it? Manfred: The Lovefinder 2000. It makes other computer dating plans look like crapshoots. It analyzes your innermost thoughts, then goes out over the Internet and hunts down your soul mate. Wink: Hunts down? Manfred: Invades their privacy... taps their phones... but in the name of love, you know?