Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 14, 2021
Dusty: So, future me. You said you've come back in time to help me. Yes, I have. I have some very important information for you. You must listen closely. Ben and Jerry's is about to come out with a new flavor of ice cream. Promise me you will never try it! That's...that's the warning? Ice cream? You wanna spend your life on a stairmaster? Do you?