Big Top by Rob Harrell for November 12, 2019
Transcript:
Hairy Mary: Hey, Pete. Did you vote today? Pete: No! Hairy Mary: What? Why not? Pete: 'Cause I'm not eighteen! Don't rub it in...I waited in line and everything! I'm old enough! I'm mature! Hairy Mary: So, what'd you do when they turned you away? Pete: Had a protest tantrum...cried a lot.
More mature than a lot of MAGA—otts I know.