Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 20, 2017
Francis: ...And the electric toaster was invented by- Nate: Francis, enough! No more useless facts! Francis: Wait a minute, look who's talking! You're the king of useless facts! Nate: Nuh-uh! My facts aren't useless! Nate: I know sports facts and movie facts! I know stuff that people want to hear about! Nate: You know that alpaca wool comes in twenty-two natural colors! Francis: Yeah, can you believe that? It's crazy!