Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 19, 2017
Nate: Francis, can't you keep your useless facts to yourself? Francis: But that's no fun! Francis: The fun part is sharing a fact with someone and seeing their reaction! Nate: Okay, okay. You tell me a fact, and I'll react. Francis: *Ahem! The longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted thirteen seconds! *Five seconds later... Nate: You're right. That was fun.