Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 21, 2016
Nate: Chester's so insanely jealous, he goes beserk when guys even talk to Kim! Nate: Now I'm her secret santa! This could end up getting me killed! Nate: If I give Kim a gift that's too nice, Chester'll think I'm making a move on her! He'll break my neck! Dee Dee: Hence our gift shopping trip to "Harvey's Hardware." Nate: Can you show me your selection of lug nuts?