Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 22, 2016
Nate: Let's see. Which size should I get? Dee Dee: Either way, it's the worst secret Santa gift of all time. Nate: That's the whole point, Dee Dee! If I give Kim anything nice, Chester will get crazy jealous! Nate: By giving her a box of lug nuts, I'm ensuring that Chester won't beat me up! Dee Dee: No, Kim will beat you up. Nate: Can I have these gift-wrapped?