Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 28, 2014
Panel 1: "Young man, I overheard your dilemma, and I want you to know you're not alone!" Panel 2: "When I was your age, I was a huge Wonder Woman fan! As far as I was concerned, there WERE no other superheroines!" Panel 3: "Then I discovered Red Sonja, and ... Well ... I've never looked back." Panel 4: "Creepy. What's with the mask?" "I just like the way it makes me feel."